I have a confession to make.

Im addicted to blinking. Each and every day i blink about 28,800 times a day. I have been blinking for as long as i can remember, and i dont think i can survive without it. I blink every 5 seconds, and can only go to sleep if i constantly blink without opening my eyes. Please, donate 5 dollars a day to help people like me, to seek help with these addictions. Millions of people suffer of blink-related addictions every year. To donate, Please call, 1800-This-is-a-joke , again, that's 1800-this-is-a-joke. Thank you.